sms shortcuts-abbreviations

Aa3 - anytime, anywhere, anyplace
aap - always a pleasure aar - at any rate
aas - alive and smiling
add - address
adn - any day now aeap - as early as possible
afaik - as far as I know
afair - as far as I remember
afk - away from keyboard
aisb - as it should be
aka - also known as
aml - all my love
aota - all of the above
asap - as soon as possible
a/s/l - age/sex/location
asl - age/sex/location
at - at your terminal
atm - at the moment
ayec - at your earliest convenience
ayor - at your own risk
abtr - any bumming to report
NOW FOR THE FOLLOWING WORDS,HAVE IDEA THAT THE shortcuts are before the meaning....
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Bb4 - before b4n - bye for now bak - back at keyboard bau - business as usual bbiaf - be back in a few bbiam - be back in a minute bbl - be back later bbs - be back soon bc - because bcnu - be seeing you bf or b/f - boyfriend or best friend bfh - bitch from hell bff - best friends forever bfn - bye for now bg - big grin blnt - better luck next time bm&y - between me and you bol - best of luck brb - be right back brt - be right there bta - but then again btdt - been there, done that btw - by the way bcoz - because
Ccam - web camera cas - cracking a smile cmiiw - correct me if I'm wrong cmon - come on cnt - can't cob - close of business cos - because coz - because cr8 - create crb - come right back crbt - crying really big tears cu or cya - see you (later) cua - see you around cul - see you later cul8r - see you later cwyl - chat with you later cyo - see you online cys - see you soon cth - cleaning the house cuz - cousin cz - because cba - can't be arsed
Dda - the dl or d/l - download degt - don't even go there diku - do I know you? dqmot- don't quote me on this dno - don't know dnt - don't dts - don't think so dv8 - deviate dw - don't worry
Eebkac for error between keyboard and chair ec or ez for easy eg for example or evil grin ema for e-mail address emfbi for excuse me for butting in eod for end of day eom for end of message ezy, ez or e-z for easy eoc for end of chat
Ff2f for face to face f2t for free to talk fbm for fine by me fc for fingers crossed fd's for fair dos ficcl for frankly I couldn't care less fitb for fill in the blank fnx for thanks fomcl for falling off my chair laughing fq for fuck you frt for for real though ftw for for the win ftc for for the cake fwiw for for what it's worth fya for for your action fyeo for for your eyes only fyi for for your information f8 for fight f9 for fine fotb for fluff on the bag
Gg for grin g2cu for good to see you g2g or gtg for got to go g2p or gtp for got to pee g2r for got to run g9 for genius ga for go ahead gal for get a life gb for goodbye gbu for God bless you gd for good often repeated to be gdgd gdr or gd/r for grinning, ducking, and running gf or g/f for girlfriend gfi for go for it gg for gotta go or good game or good godly in some online games. gg no re for good game, no rematch giar for give it a rest gigo for garbage in, garbage out gj for good job gl for good luck gl/hf for good luck, have fun gmta for great minds think alike gna for gonna or going to goi for get over it gol for giggling out loud gr8 for great gr&d for grinning, running and ducking gt for good try or get gtfo for get the fuck out! gtg for got to go gth for go to hell

Hh&k for hugs & kisses h2cus for hope to see you soon h8 for hate hagn for have a good night hags for have a good summer hago for have a good one hand for have a nice day hf for have fun hhis for head hanging in shame h/o for hold on hoas for hold on a second hru for how are you? hth for hope this helps hts for here's the situation hv for have
Iiac for in any case ianal for I am not a lawyer ib for I'm back ic for I see icbw for it could be worse idawtc for I don't agree with that comment idc for I don't care idk for I don't know idts for I don't think so idunno for I don't know ig2r for I got to run iirc for if i remember correctly ilbl8 for I'll be late ily or ilu for i love you im for instant message imao for in my arrogant opinion imho for in my humble opinion imnsho for in my not so humble opinion imo for in my opinion ims for I am sorry inal for I'm not a lawyer indtd for it's a nice day today iow for in other words ipo for international pile on irl for in real life irmc for I rest my case iuss for if you say so iykwim for if you know what I mean iyo for in your opinion iyss for if you say so
[edit] Jjb for just because jic for just in case jk for just kidding j00r for your jac for just a sec jic for just in case jja for just joking around jk for just kidding jmo for just my opinion jp for just playing jpp for just playing player jtlyk for just to let you know jsun for just so you know
Kk for okay kk for okay, cool kl for cool kiss for keep it simple, stupid kit for keep in touch kotc for kiss on the cheek kotl for kiss on the lips knim for know what I mean?
LL for laugh l33t for elite l8 for late l8r for later lbr for little boys room (bathroom - male) ld for later, dude or long distance lgp for let's get pissed lgr for little girls room (bathroom - female) lol for laugh out loud or lots of love lmao for laughing my ass off lmaopop for laughing my ass off POP! lmb for lick my balls lqtm for laughing quietly to myself lsl for laughing so loud ltm for laugh to myself ltns for long time no see lylas for love you like a sis lyk for like
Mm8 for mate milf for mum I'd like to f#ck mf or mfkr for motherfucker mfi for mad for it mmc for mayor mccheese msg for message mtf for more to follow mtfbwu for may the force be with you musm for miss you so much myob for mind your own business
Nn for and (though often completely omitted) n2u for new to you n1 for nice one nbd for no big deal nvm for never mind ne for any ne1 for anyone ni for not interested nfm for none for me or not for me nimby for not in my back yard nlt for no later than nm for nothing much nmjc for nothing much, just chilling np for no problem no1 for no one noyb for none of your business np for no problem nrn for no response necessary or no reply necessary nt for nice try ntu for new to you nvm for never mind nw for no worries or no way nwo for no way out nvm for never mind nbtr for no bumming to report
Oomg for oh my god oic for oh, I see omw for on my way oo for over and out ooc for out of control ooh for out of here ootd for one of these days op for on phone otb for off to bed otl for out to lunch otoh for on the other hand ott for over the top ottomh for off the top of my head otw for off to work ova for over o for a hug as in xoxo
Ppcm for please call me pdq for pretty damn quick plmk for please let me know pls or plz for please plu for portable love unit pm for private message pmfi for pardon me for interrupting pmfji for pardon me for jumping in poahf for put on a happy face ppl for people prolly for probably prt for party prw for people are watching or parents are watching ptmm for please tell me more pu for that stinks pwn for own pxt for please explain that
Qq for question or queue qik for quick qt for cutie
Rrofl burger for burger made from rofl sauce. rofl cakes for dessert from rofl burger roflcops for a police helicopter in Antarctica rodl for rolling on door laughing rofl for rolling on floor laughing rotfl for rolling on the floor laughing rotflol for rolling on the floor laughing out loud rotfluts for rolling on the floor laughing unable to speak roflmao for rolling on floor laughing my arse/ass off rp for roleplay rl for real life rme for rolling my eyes rmv for results may vary rsn for real soon now ruok for are you okay?
Ss icnr for sorry, I could not resist s ig2r for sorry, I got to run sab for smiling a bit sal for such a laugh say for smiling at you sbtsbc for same bat-time, same bat-channel sc for stay cool sete for smiling ear-to-ear sis for snickering in silence sit for stay in touch slap for sounds like a plan slp for sleep slpn for sleeping smb for suck my balls smhid for scratching my head in disbelief smt for spinal manipulative therapy snafu for situation normal all fouled up so for significant other sol for sooner or later, also shit outta luck somy for sick of me yet? sotmg for short of time, must go soz or sry for sorry spk for speak spst for same place, same time ss for so sorry ssdd for same shit, different day ssinf for so stupid, it's not funny str8 for straight stfu for shut the fuck up stpoy for slap the piss outta you stq for search the Web suitm for see you in the morning sul for see you later sup for what's up? syl for see you later sxci for sexy
Tt+ for think positive ta for thanks a lot tafn for that's all for now tam for tomorrow a.m. tb for text Back tbd for to be determined tbh for to be honest tc for take care tgif for thank God it's Friday tht for top heavy tw@t thnks fr th mmrs for thanks for the memories thts for that is thx, thnx, thnq or ty for thanks or thank you tia for thanks in advance tiad for tomorrow is another day tlk2ul8r for talk to you later tma for text message ads tmb for text me back tmi for too much information tmot for trust me on this tmr, tmz or tomoz for tomorrow tmwfi for take my word for it tnstaafl for there's no such thing as a free lunch toy for thinking of you tpm for tomorrow p.m. tptb for the powers that be tq for thank you tstb for the sooner, the better ttfn for ta ta for now ttly for totally ttml for talk to me later tttt for these things take time ttyl or ttul for talk to you later ttys for talk to you soon tu or ty for thank you txt - text txtm8 for textmate tym for time tyt for take your time tyvm for thank you very much tfpi for thanks for popping in
Uugtbk for you've got to be kidding uktr for you know that's right ul for upload ur for your or you're uv for unpleasant visual uw for you're welcome
Vvf for very funny vms for very much so vmsi for very much so indeed
Ww/ or w for with w/e for weekend or whatever w/i for within w/o for without wam for wait a minute wan2tlk for want to talk wat for what wayf for where are you from? wb for welcome back or write back wb2my for write back to my wg for well good whteva or woteva for what ever wiifm for what's in it for me? wk for work or week wkd for wicked or weekend wombat for waste of money, brains and time wrk for work wrud for what are you doing? wt or wut for what wtb for want to buy wtf for what the fuck wtg for way to go wth for what the hell or what the heck wts for want to sell wubu2 for what you been up to? wuu2 for what are you up to? wu? for what's up? wubu2? for what have you been up to? wuciwug or wysiwyg for what you see is what you get wuf? for where are you from? wuwh for wish you were here wwyc for write when you can wylei for when you least expect it wat for what wwgbd for What would George Bush do?
Xx or xxx for kiss xlnt for excellent
Yya for your or yeah ybs for you'll be sorry ygbkm for you've got to be kidding me ykwycd for you know what you can do ymmv for your mileage may vary yr for your yw for you're welcome ypos for you piece of sh!t yboc for you bunch of cunts

Riddles

A riddle is a statement or question having a double or veiled meaning, put forth as a puzzle to be solved. Riddles are of two types: enigmas, which are problems generally expressed in metaphorical or allegorical language that require ingenuity and careful thinking for their solution, and conundrums, which are questions relying for their effects on punning in either the question or the answer.
AncestryRiddles have a distinguished literary ancestry, although the contemporary sort of conundrum that passes under the name of "riddle" may not make this obvious. Riddles occur extensively in Old English poetry, and also in the Old Norse literature of the Elder Edda and the skalds. The Exeter Book, a manuscript in Old English, preserves almost sixty versified riddles from the Old English literature. An example:
Moððe word fræt. Me þæt þuhte wrætlicu wyrd, þa ic þæt wundor gefrægn, þæt se wyrm forswealg wera gied sumes, þeof in þystro, þrymfæstne cwide ond þæs strangan staþol. Stælgiest ne wæs wihte þy gleawra, þe he þam wordum swealg. A moth ate words. I thought that was quite curious, that a mere worm, a thief in the dark, ate what a man wrote, his brilliant language and its strong foundation. The thief got no wiser for all that he fattened himself on words. The answer called for by the poem is bookworm. The general technique is to refer obliquely to the subject by kenning and other sorts of figurative language; because kennings formed such an important element of alliterative verse forms in the Germanic languages, the riddles served the dual purpose of puzzling the poet's audience and teaching the lore needed to use or understand the poetic language successfully. The god Odin was a master of riddle lore, and sparred with several of his foes using contests of riddles. In the Vafthruthnismal, Odin defeats his foe by posing a question to which only he could possibly know the answer.
Charades"Charades" are reported to have originated in France in the 18th century, and later spread across Europe and around the world. The first mention of charades in English was in a letter written in 1776 by Lady Boscawen, a Bluestocking and widow of Admiral Edward Boscawen. Early charades were usually in rhyming form, and contained a clue for each syllable ("my first", "my second",...) of a chosen word or phrase, followed by a clue about the entire word ("my whole"). Charades played a role in Jane Austen's Emma. One famous composer of such charades is Winthrop Mackworth Praed; others are Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. and Pope Leo XIII. An example of this form of charade, taken from an early American magazine in 1834, goes like this:

When my first is a task to a young girl of spirit, And my second confines her to finish the piece, How hard is her fate! but how great is her merit If by taking my whole she effects her release! The answer is "hem-lock".
This form of charade appeared in magazines, books, and on the folding fans of the Regency. The answers were sometimes printed on the reverse of the fan, suggesting that they were a flirting device, used by a young woman to tease her beau.
The name "charades" gradually became more popularly used to refer to acted charades. Examples of the acted charades are described in William Thackeray's Vanity Fair and in Charlotte Brontë's Jane Eyre
Poetic formThe poetic form became very popular in Victorian times, when each line of a classic riddle would describe individual letters or syllables of the solution, with the last line describing the complete answer, for example,
My first is in tea but not in leaf My second is in teapot and also in teeth My third is in caddy but not in cosy My fourth is in cup but not in rosy My fifth is in herbal and also in health My sixth is in peppermint and always in wealth My last is in drink, so what can I be? I’m there in a classroom, do you listen to me? The solution here is Teacher.
On the Indian subcontinent, Amir Khusro made the poetic riddles popular. An example:
(In Hindi) Nar naari kehlaati hai, aur bin warsha jal jati hai; Purkh say aaway purkh mein jaai, na di kisi nay boojh bataai. English translation Is known by both masculine and feminine names, And lightens up (or burns up) without rain; Originates from a man and goes into a man, But no one has been able to guess what it is.
Riddle GameThe Riddle Game is a formalized guessing game, a contest of wit and skill in which players take turns asking riddles. The player that cannot answer loses. Riddle games occurs frequently in mythology and folklore, particularly Scandinavian, as well as in popular literature.
In J. R. R. Tolkien's The Hobbit, Gollum challenges Bilbo Baggins to a riddle competition; Bilbo wins the competition by asking the riddle, "What have I got in my pocket?" (though he notes that it was not exactly a riddle "according to the ancient rules") which Gollum cannot answer. The answer was the One Ring, which Gollum had lost and Bilbo had found. Although this is more of a simple question than a riddle, by attempting to answer it rather than challenging it Gollum accepted it as a riddle; by accepting it, his loss was binding.
A similarly deceptive riddling contest features prominently in Stephen King's The Dark Tower series, in which the protagonists win by asking the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of woodchucks.
In Norse mythology, the king of the gods, Odin, like Bilbo, won such a contest by the questionable tactic of asking a question to which only he could know the answer. However, as with Gollum, the adversary who accepts such a question is bound to honor the terms of the game.
Richard Wagner placed a riddle game in Act One of his opera Siegfried.
Modern televisionIn the Batman comic books, one of the hero's best known enemies is The Riddler who is personally compelled to supply clues about his upcoming crimes to his enemies in the form of riddles and puzzles. Stereotypically, they are the kind of simple riddles as described below, but modern treatments generally prefer to have the character use more sophisticated puzzles.

SMILES

In physiology, a smile is a facial expression formed by flexing the muscles most notably near both ends of the mouth. The smile can be also around the eyes. Among humans, it's customarily an expression of pleasure, happiness, or amusement, but can also be an involuntary expression of anxiety, in which case it can be known as a grimace. There is much evidence that smiling is a normal reaction to certain stimuli and occurs regardless of culture. Happiness most often causes the smile to occur, though. Among animals, the exposure of teeth, which may bear a resemblance to a smile, are often used as a threat or warning display - known as a snarl - or a sign of submission. In chimpanzees, it can be a sign of fear.
Types of smilesResearchers have identified two main varieties of smiles:
The "Duchenne smile", after the researcher Guillaume Duchenne, is the most studied, and involves the movement of both the zygomaticus major muscle near the mouth and the orbicularis oculi muscle near the eyes. An example of the smile is shown in the girl's smile in the middle of the page. It is believed that the Duchenne smile is only produced as an involuntary response to genuine emotion, and is therefore what one could call the "genuine" smile. Due to the involvement of the muscle near the eyes, it is sometimes said that one can tell whether or not a smile is "real" by whether or not it "reaches the eyes". The "Pan American smile", on the other hand, is the voluntary smile involving only the zygomaticus major muscle to show politeness; for example, by a flight attendant on the former airline of the same name. Considered "insincere", this type of smile has also been called the "Professional Smile" by David Foster Wallace in his comedic short story "A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again".
Facial Action Coding System (FACS) is a system originally developed by Paul Ekman and Wallace Friesen in 1976, to taxonomize every conceivable human facial expression ( (1976) Facial Action Coding System: A technique for the measurement of facial movement. Consulting Psychologist. ). It is the most popular standard currently used to systematically categorize the physical expression of emotions, and it has proven useful both to psychologists and to animators. FACS and its action units are based on the book of Carl-Herman Hjortsjö "Man's Face and Mimic [i.e. Facial] Language" (Swedish version: “Människans ansikte och mimiska språket”, 1969: Malmö, Studentlitteratur). Hjortsjö was professor of Anatomy at Lund University in Sweden.
The original FACS was published in 1976 by Paul Ekman and Wallace V. Friesen. While using the system for several years in their lab and training new FACS coders, they updated the rules and definitions of the system. At first the changes were handed out to the new FACS coders in form of an addendum. However, as changes became more structural, a new version of FACS was needed.
In 2002, a new version of FACS was finally published, with large contributions by Joseph Hager ( (2002) Facial Action Coding System. A human face. ). Most co-occurrence rules were removed, a number of AUs were removed and some added, minimum requirements were eliminated and a novel intensity scoring definition was introduced. Unfortunately, the authors decided not to rename the system. It is still simply known as FACS, not as FACS2, FACS 2002 revision or FACS version 2. The website of Paul Ekman' lab refers to it as the "new" FACS.
Using FACS, human coders can manually code nearly any anatomically possible facial expression, decomposing it into the specific AUs and their temporal segments that produced the expression. As AUs are independent of any interpretation, they can be used for any higher order decision making process including recognition of basic emotions, or pre-programmed commands for an ambient intelligent environment.
FACS defines 32 "Action Units" (AUs), which are a contraction or relaxation of one or more muscles. It also defines a number of Action Descriptors, which differ from AUs in that the authors of FACS have not specified the muscular basis for the action and have not distinguished specific behaviors as precisely as they have for the AUs.
For example, FACS can be used to distinguish two types of smiles as follows:
insincere and voluntary Pan American smile: contraction of zygomatic major alone sincere and involuntary Duchenne smile: contraction of zygomatic major and inferior part of orbicularis oculi. Although the labeling of expressions currently requires trained experts, researchers have had some success in using computers to automatically identify FACS codes, and thus quickly identify emotions
Computer graphical face models, such as CANDIDE or Artnatomy, allow expressions to be artificially posed by setting the desired action units.